I make a big deal here that women don’t have to be thin or big-boobed or blond for me to be interested. This is all true. But I don’t want to give the impression that thin, big-boobed, blond women are somehow automatically off my list. This woman, for example. All I’d ask is that we finish making the bed and I’d be all in.
The only woman who has no chance with me is one with stupid eyes.