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I don’t think her body rings my bell, but it’s so beautiful I’d be perfectly happy to give it a go. Though… I haven’t had abs like that for a long time. You know how men like to keep the lights on and women want them off? I bet when men have sex with her it’s the other way around.

I don’t think her body rings my bell, but it’s so beautiful I’d be perfectly happy to give it a go. Though… I haven’t had abs like that for a long time. You know how men like to keep the lights on and women want them off? I bet when men have sex with her it’s the other way around.

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Weirdly hot. 
And something else odd: if you go to the flickr gallery that was the source for this, you’ll find 199 photos of a sewing crafts convention. This is the 200th and final photo.
It’s a warning. Spend too much time on sewing crafts and you’ll grow a goatee, shave your pussy and lie bottomless on a rug. You can’t say you weren’t told. 

Weirdly hot. 

And something else odd: if you go to the flickr gallery that was the source for this, you’ll find 199 photos of a sewing crafts convention. This is the 200th and final photo.

It’s a warning. Spend too much time on sewing crafts and you’ll grow a goatee, shave your pussy and lie bottomless on a rug. You can’t say you weren’t told. 

(Source: switchteams, via ambidextrously-erotic)

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